Why I am Running for Mayor of Edmonton: Tough on Crime
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I dont care if you are black, brown, chinese, english hindi jewish or whatever else you decide to call yourself, as long as you do not commit crime in Edmonton, i will protect you.
Now i got no real political opinions, im not that fancy fancy, i will say the wrong thing. i will not know the right politically correct language to say the right thing in. so if you dont know my NATIONAL profile, then this is as much political as i get:
If some jackass flew his bullet proof armored vehicles to the edmonton airports secondary runway where i used to work at SPAR aerospace, then irrespective of his type of jackassery i will protect his stupid clown cars exactly from leduc to edmonton. HE can then do whatever theatrics he wants. last i checked blackface was not illegal.
i might go to his theatrics and eat watermelon in the front row. to make a point. that point is- protest is legal also.
having a political opinion is not the job of the mayor of EDMONTON. ensuring due process during election day is. i zero want to run for politics. i HATE politicians. but i promise to you- if any clown shows up in our city, i will:
- protect that idiot
- call die nasty and have them protest it on the stage the same week.
- issue the “morning report” as i learned from the lion king to all media outlets. in addition, u can call the city council hotline at that time and i will answer your every question.
i only want to know what your problems are. so if you see me anywhere- it is my job to stop and talk to you. PLEASE stop me. how can i be of service? you will be paying my salary.
please be advised i look like a brown lady. not all other brown ladies are me. dont ask random brown women to help you. they are not like me. only i am Aman Chahal.
i do not need city council to fix this town. i also dont know why they get paid. i ONLY need the city bureaucracy. im from here so the only thing i know is:
In edmonton, if we dont help the person when its -35 then the person feezes to death. so stop ur car and find a way to get that mans wheelchair over the snow bank.
i care that the wheelchair is not stuck in the snow. not the demographics of the person on it.
so i dont care if you say shes like that harris lady. and i dont give a shit if u call me Amal or aman or a man. so long as you know that when it comes to the security of people in this town, i will be DA man. we should have no problems.
the only religious or cultural thing i will offer you is that when the next pandemic hits, wonderful christian women will have the help of the City of Edmonton in helping feed every person who is having a bit of a hard time because their jobs were not classified as important. which ever colored aunty or sister or brother or they/ them you are, if you are going to be stepping up to help Edmontonians, then we are going to be stepping up right there with you.
That brown chick looking person thing. I forgot her name- but i like her.
Chahal
I did not say this.
for the public record, all crimes in edmonton will be fully prosecuted to the letter of the law.
if there was a bat- signal. if that bat signal is on, the right kind of bad guy is just fine by commissioner gordon.
bat signal looks like this:
at cleantecher we only have one motto- this is starfleet get it DONE.
