Ummm team… Is Elon Musk our lord and savior now? Internet… anyone??

Disclaimer: I am insane- i confessed. i get this wierd and wacky ideas. and i love fiction. science fiction to be exact. so i look at the current days events and i think “omg what is this was a movie” and then i write a fake script inspired by my wild imagination. this is just a story of current events that is not true. its too ghastly- but i was in the mood for horror. so all the characters mentioned are inspired by real people but none of these events are real.

So the cat is out of the bag. I love theology. I grew up in a house that prioritized learning and we were encouraged to explore ideas. So we studied everything. I have huge admiration for religious philosophy. Which i consider to be the initial version of how people studied science, physics to be exact. We have now evolved to be able to do a better job at explaining the world around us. but it is always refreshing to go back to the ancients and learn a thing or two about how the great ones did it once.

there is only one religious doctrine that makes no sense to me. to be honest my mom is kind of a nut. and Jehovah Witnesses came to our house when she was knee deep studying the Christian variants. My mom is small, cute, indian lady with marginal shits to give. These guys had no idea what they were walking into.

They ring the bell and hand my mom one of those phamphlets we are all used to getting. And my mom was upset. She was like: “this is so short, dont u have a bible?”