TOUGH on crime:

techPirate
4 min readDec 15, 2024

Edmonton- lets talk.

I am that kid. they one you wish you had. I am the good kid. im the one that knows how every one of my aunts takes her tea. In addition, i belive self-protection is the first step to community protection.

If the EPS does not know where the racism that painted swastikas on synagogues, the racism that had our chinese family scared, the racism that sent meat pizzas to Gurudwars, and the racism that had 6 men pull women down by their hijabs is coming from- i will find out.

How?

Well we are wasting alot of money at the city level. Based on the recent report and finding of the Auditor General, I can confirm that not only at the federal level but also at the muncipal and provincial level we are wasted ALOT of money on consultants.

which is interesting coz all my classmates at Ivey who got into the big 4 were dumb.

In addition I will debate any of them in front of you to wipe their ass on this snowy floor to prove it. Any field. I wont prepare.

we are also wasting alot of time and money on “innovation”. if innovation is not solving local problems then why are we paying for it? If startup edmonton did not work then why did we just put it in innovate edmonton that became unlimited something something?

I LOVE cop shows. I also LOVE spy shows. My mom and i love watching them together. dont worry you will catch up on how much home i am going back to.

When i am done, MI6 will be coming to Edmonton to LEARN how to solve crime. Why wait to solve it after when you can do PREVENTATIVE MAINTENANCE! (always a spar aerospace employee- i dont care if its bankrupt, you can still make out the words).

The Budget:

we are cutting:

  • all consulting work — to be honest if we need these many “consultants” lets just start a think tank?
  • all “innovation” funding is cut.
  • all procurement systems will do double blind and give preference to EDMONTON companies.

The intention is to build the:

Bones+NCIS+Criminal Minds+ CSI (all)+ Law and Order Incubator.

We will adapt my original idea for Innovate Edmonton, as copied below.

THINK TANK:

i LIKE to think. I use the following to help inform my decisions:

EVERYTHING

when it comes to people, i try not to take chances.

Focus: Law Enforcement and Prevention.

The disciple is Innovation Studies as inspired by Charles Darwin. I can teach the class after we build it.

if any of the following agencies are willing to teach, we want to learn

  • CSIS
  • CIA
  • Interpol
  • FBI
  • RAW
  • MI6
  • Anyone who likes no crime and no people being hurt.

You dont have to come here- i can come and shadow you for a few days, i like learning.

Innovate Edmonton Adaptations:

  1. This thing will be run by someone who DOES NOT have a university degree.
  2. It will have a COMMUNITY COUNCIL. everyone will be getting secret clearance higher than all sitting members in the house of commons.
  3. Once we have secures the security of the citizens of edmonton, then we will be PROUD to share our research via the think tank with everyone.
  4. The think tank will be very very thinky. If there is a technology that is being used to hurt you, i can code it, build it and destroy it now. The think tank will be smarter than me.
  5. There will be a dedicated frauds unit.
  6. We will also build an islanded internet on the blockchain. if you dont know what that means, it means I GOT YOU.
  7. Edmonton will also partner with the Garrison properly. We will create an Edmonton reserve officer list. volunteer. so if jasper is ever in need again, Edmonton will show up and find a creative jurisdiction to help.
  8. We will create the first and only discrimination studies disciple from the findings of the think tank, all education will be free to Edmontonians.

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