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that's 2 for the conservatives and 0 on the liberal side for this election

techPirate
2 min readApr 24, 2024

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I love canadian politics. omg its amazing. US politics is like hard liquor as i say, it gets the job done. but its loud- obnoxious and ostentatious. candian politics is like fine wine. u can distinguish the bull shit notes with extreme subtlety.

you know exactly when the bs was oaked.

now after the apple commercial we all love, oh u dont know the commercial!!

wonderful- this was the first win for the conservatives. why? coz canadians hate a poser. and nothing is more canadian than casually eating fruit while talking really hilarious jokes about politics.

the second win, is not what u think.

now the liberals had many paths to winning the election- many many. jt himself could have done it had he not been so lost in the fancy foot work of the digital age unleashed by the conservatives.

the second win for the conservatives is that the liberals thought they could win on enemy territory. never has a Canadian election campaign started this early. the trudeau liberals concede to the conservatives that we are in campaign season. and by doing so they legitimize everything the conservatives are saying.

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