Im so embarrassed to be canadian im pretending to be Indian when i travel

you know- i was once a proud patriotic fool who sang the national anthem with gusto. and today its just like i am so glad im brown i can pretend to be from another country.

fuck man- im mexican- i love guac. ill even take spanish man! ill wear a poncho anywhere. just dont call me canadian.

my problem isnt the racism, or the sexism- i know it should be but i know your assholes. ive been alive for a while- your all jackasses. so whatever. my problem is that u take no pride in ur work.

i dont even care about white male supremecy- but for the love the love of god (any of them) commit! be dedicated to your lifes passion! u can achieve anything if u set ur mind to it. I BELIVE IN YOU!!

like we can be super racist and sexist and a productive economy. omg look at saudi arabia!! they too have this in common with us. but they committed and now it is a thriving economy.

human rights are not important to high gdp and low inflation. omg does no one remember the great achievements of Hitler? they were the only country that was at peak efficiency. for the same shit we love but dont want to commit to!

i mean cmon- the world had to boycott south africa to help mendella get out of jail!! even they had a thriving economy. canada is the cartoon nation. we do everything wrong, even when we have such potential.