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i think- i became a man? wtf happened?

techPirate
2 min readJun 4, 2024

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dudes r weird.

im not sure if my dad was amrish puri at the end of ddlj- ja beti ja je le apne zindagi. or amrish puri in gardish mar beta mar- mein tujhe keh raha hu.

3 PEGS of vodka were involved. i might need to sober up to pack. omg dudes ur feelings!! the good news is- im a man. so i can finally live my real life as a woman. i will tweeze my eyebrows when i can aim properly. this is also a gift from my dads face and genetics.

long story short- does anyone have a dvd or cd player?? i have lit music and movies we bootlegged on this technology. i dont want to be 20-omg who else does!!!

and y is there no cd drive on my computer fuck u dell.

ill put my earrings on in red deer. not wearing the ring again. cant find it. thank god.

he has no respect for technology, unless i respect it and explain. and i have no religion outside the one he accepted me as. my father and ur Father r not the same. i was just baptized Aman Deep Chahal- whatever the fuck that means.

i gotta sober up- before dinner with mom.

maybe i became salman khan from bhagban- who knows man!! parents = loving u and letting u go. be free. highway 2- honey im coming back. not leaving this time. god i missed ur misty eyes. ya, he did u wrong. me too. who cares? jesus- fucking take the wheel.

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