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Germany pioneers a new industry: pedophilia
I am a great fan of germany. german engineering is so beautiful, so ruthlessly efficient that despite the knowledge that BMW helped make bombs during the holocaust i love their logo. shit cars.
i only love their logo. i mean say whatever you want about the Germans from renewable energy to crematoriums- if you want it done right, go to Germany. im sure Netanyahu regrets not calling in the experts.
when it comes to innovation- hail Hitler not Netanyahu.
Netanyahu fucked it up. Germany did it so well it was the only booming economy at the time. Damn the allies- they always stop all the fun.
The news has lately been inundated with clear signs of the emergence of a new industry- from Epstein to Berlin, Pedofilia is the new cultural need of our time. and Germany wants in first, bad.
in a move that is being celebrated by industry pioneers across the world, Germany has decriminalized the ownership of child pornography. we need not worry, graphical AI has been used to create porn using the images of celebrated actresses in the US for a while. the same technology can be adapted so no children will be hurt.