EDI Version 1- Cannot wait to kill your horrible legacy

Uff- damn i got some real serious road rash from EDI version 1. #metoo whiplash collided with #blm tsunami and i am pretty sure every women and person of color needs a paid vacation to a therapy camp.

that hurt.

leave to dumb white people to fuck up an easy fix- why do something once when an unqualified manager can easily set human rights back to 60s with shit programs!! give me some dumb llms from openAi gamify that horror and bada bing bada boom- the global economy is in the shitter.

i hate even talking about being a women and ethnic in tech. omg dont remind me- im hiding. EDI V1- made everyone who was hiding a target- why? most of us have alot of degrees and we were hiding in super fun nerd jobs. but our extremely lit resumes made us the primo edi pet to have around.

every asshole white person wanted the finest. only the best most educated women of color to be placed next to the dumbest men of earth who think that onions are a spice.

damn time for masala chai and a debrief. so lets get into some stupid math and why EDI v1 is so horribly bad that even i became an activist.

What is EDI Version 1?

Amazing question- who the fuck knows? Once metoo happened- i have been the most visible human at work. i went from being a virtual invisible spy who navigated every kind of room with ease from the back door to being “omg shes so smart”. jackasses- i as always smart. u just werent listening and then i knew you were dumb- so i acted dumber and you told me all your corporate secrets and then i was stunned and creating my own companies.

unfortunately, in north america edi v1 took over everything and women could not even get jobs. pocs with non white names cant get jobs. and this is all because human resources is run by stupid karens who dont get math.

now the human brain- is a marvel. it is the dumbest thing on earth. this idiot has no idea how math works- and this is 100% a math problem. infact this is a very boring math problem called adoption.

back in yesteryear days a whole bunch of us nerds were trying to get horribe technologies adopted. i was at bell- trying to get fired working in a marketing role with an engineering brain- purgatory. nothing could have been more beneath me. That is until one friday i left work early and was reading a book called The Leap from Chis Turner.